We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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