So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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