I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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