Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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