That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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