But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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