Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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