either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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