I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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