People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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