David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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