Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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