so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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