You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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