Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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