there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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