My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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