no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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