nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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