S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
