she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
