i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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