Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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