So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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