Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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