Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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