adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My feet surprised me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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