Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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