windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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