Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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