Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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