i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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