How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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