This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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