ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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