Grow some girl-balls and come out already
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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