Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
you made out with another girl for some wings
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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