I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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