she was so not down for the gang bang
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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