If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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