I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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