doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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