Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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