your thong is hanging out like whoa
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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