I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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