any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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