I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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