if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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