So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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