i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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