hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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