Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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