are you still at the devil's house?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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